"One of the most naturally gifted comedians I've seen"

The Telegraph

"One of the most naturally gifted comedians I've seen"

The Telegraph

“Humane, interesting and consistently funny”

The Independent

“Humane, interesting and consistently funny”

The Independent

“A show of genuine depth and humanity"

Chortle

“A show of genuine depth and humanity"

Chortle

“Comedy in its rawest form: one man, one microphone, one fantastically funny show”

ThreeWeeks

“Comedy in its rawest form: one man, one microphone, one fantastically funny show”

ThreeWeeks

"A broken heart in a jesters cap"

The Guardian

"A broken heart in a jesters cap"

The Guardian

"Mesmerising, heartfelt and touching"

British Comedy Guide

"Mesmerising, heartfelt and touching"

British Comedy Guide

"Robins exploits his misery for every single possible laugh"

The Scotsman

"Robins exploits his misery for every single possible laugh"

The Scotsman

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Podcasts

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Elis and John talk to a range of guests about the challenges and hurdles they’ve faced in their own lives.

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BBC Radio - 5 Live

Terrestrial radio’s most unproduceable presenters Elis James and John Robins with big laughs and top quality #content.

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